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I was saying "Boo-urns." Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

Please do not offer my god a peanut.Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing? Ahoy hoy? Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.